We can't divulge the indentity of our esteemed staff writer, but we can tell you that he is usually a witty, fun-loving guy who is care-free and outgoing. Always daring to try out new things, he is a guy who has something to say about everything and always willing to answer your emails. Just be nice to him - we only pay him in grains of rice, so he can be rather irritable if you send him a hate mail.